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YO I'm Sammi and Nagito Komaeda is my babe





this is my main blog, so I'll be reblogging a ton of random shit and anime basically





have fun




■ 17 ■ Female ■ Lesbian ■ USA ■
baby: mm...ma..m....m
mom: are you trying to say mama?
baby: ma-marukaite chikyuu
mom:
baby: BOKU HETALIA

weirdscout:

I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”

yungterra:

sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

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i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

isis-:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..

Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????

it tok me a while but i got it

I seriously don’t get it. How am I like the only not getting it???? Can milk??Legend Milk??? Can Lactose??? Coke dairy?? Can dairy???  Legend da- oh. OH.

baby: t- t-
parents: the baby's first words!
baby: t- thh- th-
parents: three??? thing???
baby: t- tha- tha-
baby: That’s right, I am Kira. And what can you do? Kill me right here? Hear this: I’m not only Kira, but I’m also God of the new world. Kira has become law in the world we now live. He’s the one who’s maintaining order. I have become justice, the only hope for mankind. Kill me? Is that really the right thing to do? Since Kira’s appearance six years ago, wars have stopped and global crime rates have been reduced by over 70%, but it’s not enough! This world is still rotten… with too many rotten people…. Somebody has to do this! And when I first got that notebook all those years ago, I knew I had to do it—no, I was the only one who could! I understood that killing people was a crime. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY! THE WORLD HAD TO BE FIXED! A purpose given to me! Only I could do it! Who else could’ve done it and come this far?! WOULD THEY’VE KEPT GOING?! … The only one… who can create a new world… is me…
parent: I had better grades when I was your age
me: ya you fucking nerd lmao get out of my face dude

spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

me: *blushing furiously*
friend: omg ur so red what are u thinking about
me: s-s-s-s-
friend: sex?
me: sports anime

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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Title: somebody once destroyed me

worthikids:

what am I even doing anymore

what does this all mean

468k:

unfollowing a mutual who unfollowed you first

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